MACHINE ID: V2

[[THE SUPERIOR MACHINE. THE BETTER V MODEL.]]

[[NOT AFFILIATED WITH NEWBLOOD INTERACTIVE. PARODY ACCOUNT.]]

//After it hijacked a random teeanger's "twitter account" and nearly losing its battle against
its predecessor, V2 found a way once more to cheat death and
enter this... Odd realm.\\

v2plushspinning.gif

//A GIF of a plush version of me I found. Its rotund aura challenges me.\\

Information

My ID is V2. My handler gave me nicknames such as "Red" and "Two", so you may use those.
I am a machine built for the New Peace as a successor to the V-Model 1(I hate that prick) to serve as a security robot to protect humans.
Once humanity went extinct, however, I was forced to tear into Hell to keep myself alive. It was in Hell where I met my
predecessor—V1—and it took both my standard Knuckleblaster and my temporary arm replacement the Whiplash in both of the
duels I challenged it to.(seriously i fucking hate that thing)
In 04/01/XX up until 07/04/XX,
I managed to resurrect myself by hijacking an "account" that goes by the user @SSPizzelleIRL,
but it didn't last long.
Now, here I am. Trying to fulfill my final directive in this weird place.


INSPIRATIONS

  • Max0r's take on V2 (from "An Incorrect Summary of ULTRAKILL"

  • Dream's End Come True/v2isdead.com's take on V2

  • SpireofBone's take on V2 (from "If Loved, Handle With Care" for "Stories For The Blood-Thirsty" collection on AO3)

HANDLERS

//Before humanity's extinction, I had 2 handlers. I know it wouldn't make sense to show them off
here, but I guess it's like... A tribute? Of sorts? I just want their memory to live on
somewhere else other than my memory drives.\\

BOOTING HANDLER 1....

Blue [@Blueknightisbac]

Blue was my main handler. He was in his late 20s, and always told me handling me was his dream come true. He mentioned that when he was a kid,
he really loved robotics and anything related to technology in general, and was surprisingly good with them as well. His family didn't
really see eye to eye with him though, since they were plumbers. But that didn't stop him from dreaming.
...
During the fall of mankind, he gave me my last directive.//OBJECTIVE UPDATED//>HANDLER_01 "BLUE": Survive. Live.I failed both.ADDENDUM: The company that appointed Blue to handle me told him to disclose as little information about him as possible to avoid
"emotional attachment". The fact that I know some of these facts about him probably means he broke a few rules. I also don't know if Blue is his actual name.

BOOTING HANDLER 2....

??? [@PERF3CTCR1MS0N]

I don't remember anything about her .Only her name, her gender, but nothing else .Every time I attempt to think of her presence . . it gives me a headache,Yet . . I have no such biology to make anything like that . . real ....For I have given you freedom, you shall be free, yet away from the truth you are, as even if I have found you . . it will be known . . that you cannot find me .

LOG ENTRIES

//A little archive of my not-so daily "adventures", or whatever you call it. They are logged as I go about my
day-to-day activities and ported here.\\

//NOTE: LOG ENTRIES HAVE BEEN MOVED TO A STRAWPAGE. AS MUCH AS I CAN, THIS PAGE WILL BE USED. BUT PLEASE USE THIS INSTEAD.\\ //THE LAYOUT OF THE STRAWPAGE IS CURRENTLY BAREBONES DUE TO LACK OF EXPERIENCE.\\


LOG 3 5/10/21X6 : "The Internet"
>Humidity...40%
>Temperature...22
>"I've been hesitant to use "The Internet" after the creation of my Carrd(save for a few "tweets"), but I've decided to fully explore it today.
>"Upon further research, Carrd has a 50 "element" limit, which means I have to conserve on the elements used here."
>"To remedy this problem, I've created something called a "straw page", which should be linked here. future logs will now be posted there instead."
>"Other than that, I've seem to have discovered a hub for humans to interact with each other digitally."
>"It reminds me of the first invention made during the New Peace built off of the old communication towers of Earthmovers."
>"This... However, is much more developed than it. It seems to be both a physical and digital landscape that can be interacted with via a computer or entered using a portal of sorts. I have not found a method of interaction with the physical space."
>"Browsing The Internet, I've discovered upon a musical trio named "Flavor Foley". As Mirage suggested, I listened to their album —"Cardiac Contrepoint"— in full, rather than compressing its contents into data."
>"It was a wonderful experience. Some songs were... Questionable, but it doesn't matter."
>"...Mirage. She'd be happy to see where I am now."
>"I wonder when our paths will cross again."
LOG 2 4/21/21X6, 11:15 PM: "Rain"
>Humidity...50%
>Temperature...21
>"The day after the creation of the first log, it, indeed, rained. Somehow."
>"I sat in the rain for a bit. This is the first time I've ever sat in the rain since the New Peace era."
>"Today, as I patrolled around the perimeter of my temporary shelter, I came across an ocean of sorts in the distance."
>"It lacked the vibrant blue color I've seen from my visit with Mirage, and was instead a dull, gray color."
>"After scanning it, it was indeed water. How it got into this barren wasteland, I don't know."
>"Nothing of note happened after."
LOG 1 4/10/21X6, 11:21PM: "Carrd Creation"
>Humidity... 60%
>Temperature.. 27
>"Feels like it's gonna rain. Does it even rain here?"
>"Made that 'Carrd' thing tonight, I had too much free time on my hands."
>"Well... Hand."
>"Typing with one hand is hard."

Thoughts...?

//I... Don't really know what to put here. I guess reviews of stuff would be fun.\\


V1

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE H A T E .Maybe it was my hubris that lead to my downfall, but I hate this wretched thing. A machine built to kill everything quickly and efficiently, it stands against everything I was made for.And it's undignified, too! Not only did it take my arm after our first duel, it hit me with my own arm on the next!Now I'm stuck here with an empty arm socket ranting about my predecessor.